Seattle

Saturday, March 19, 2005
  Hey everyone, I have arrived in Seattle safe and sound. I am still waiting on my parents to arrive though.
Well, I am upset about the weather. My parents were here (in Florida) for all of last week, and we had terrible weather. In seattle, the weather was beautiful and sunny. What is up with that? Then I return home to see the typical Seattle weather. No matter where I go, I get this terrible weather. I guess I have some kind of superpower that I am unaware of that makes the weather around me suck. I hope that the weather wherever you are is great, NOT!!! Ok that was mean. But if I should suffer so should all of you. HAHA!

Here is a joke to lighten your day:

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said….

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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