Top Ten things you do not want to hear on Valentine’s day

Wednesday, February 15, 2006
  Well, in case you live under a rock, yesterday was Valentine’s day (or if you are single, then it is single awareness day).  As such, I will share with you another top ten original by yours truely.Top Ten things you do not want to hear on Valentine’s day:

1) Sorry, I thought you knew that you were my back up.

2) Did you actually expect me to show up?

3) I hope you enjoy this Valentine’s day, because it will be our last one together.

4) Oh, you are still here.

5) We are going out with you looking like that?

6)Oh, today is Valentine’s day?  Opps…

7) No we couldn’t make reservations at the Cheesecake Facotry, it looks like an hour and a half wait…

8)Well, actually, I was planning on staying home and playing x-box all night…

9)Well, that dress…It kind of does make you look fat…

10) Man, “I Love you.” Woman, “That’s nice…”

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