A guy sits at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, my alarm clock does not go off and I end up being late to work, and my boss fires me. When I leave the building, I found out my car was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and just as he drops me off, I realize that I left my wallet in the back seat.”
“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”